Here's some fodder for ya...

Allllllllllllrighty then:

OK well our first selection goes out to a couple of "awesome" (you will notice that I use this term pejoratively in most cases) websites:

http://www.sorryeverybody.com/ and http://www.apologiesaccepted.com/... These two websites are filled with thousands of the biggest winners (once again, sarcasm is lost online) you will ever feast your eyes on. With signs saying "Were sorry that your President has balls and doesn't want to let our socialist bankrupt lazy (France I'm looking at you) country more powerful, so come live with us...we have great weed and legal same sex marriage" Here's my sound advice: DO IT! That is your prerogative, your friends at the Department of State allow you to sign up for and obtain a Passport that will grant you entrance into many of the fine countries of the world...Canada, Germany, France...oh, wait. Why don't we send you to Iran? Where the mere scent of government disapproval will result in your hands and testicles being chopped off. That will elimate a lot of these losers' weekend entertainment right there. So all of you "49%," I invite you to take a long, preferably permanent, vacation to one of the other exotic parts of the globe. My one request is that you sign a document saying that you will never come back to the United States for any reason. That way, we can let immigrants who work their butts off to live under our flag in and let ungrateful, complacent, ignorant, media-dependent weasels out of our great land. How is it that a 35-year old factory worker who votes Kerry (because he wants to keep his inefficient obsolete factory job and is too lazy to go to community college to reeducate himself) could run for President, and my beloved Ahnold, who has contributed more to this country than 95% of us ever will, cannot. Oh well, that's another topic for another day. I just recently turned 21, so luckily when websites like this cross my screen, the "wine that gladdens men's hearts" will help in dulling the pain. Until next time, faithful reader(s)....

Oh, and http://www.yourewelcomeeverybody.com/ Bravo.

JML@VMI

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Welcome to MichaelMoore.com!

This guy...I don't know where to start. I think he was just that kid in high school who wore the dragon shirt and ordered 1/10 scale pewter figurines off of QVC with his allowance/money gathered from doing online surveys. I just hope I never meet him.

JML@VMI

First One...It's a Doozy!

Hello. My name is Jason and I have started my blog because for the next four years, Emperor Georgius Augustus Bush II will reign high on the Imperial Throne (a.k.a. The Presidency of the United States). Much to the chagrin of "the 48%," Scary Kerry was defeated in not only the electoral college (which you will come to find out is useless and benefits neither party), but in the oh-so-popular vote, where his very supporters championed his prospects of victory! So, I will use this posting, whether you read it or not, to:

• Post humorous (and sometimes just plain sad) anti-Bush, anti-war and anti-American propaganda...to sum it up I should just say anti-common sense or anti-correct.
• My disquisitions relating to international and domestic affairs, what is going wrong and of course, my solutions to these problems.
• Things that just irk me, as it relates to the geopolitical world.
• The occasional funny article, sports story or rant about the difficulties of life, VMI and women.

And, about the Dubya comment, I actually think that George Bush, while he has his faults, is a man who realizes that the American way of life is under attack and has the fortitude to take action against the hopelessly optimistic and corrupt bureaucratic behemoth known as the UN. Well, I will post today's offering shortly...enjoy!